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And the thing I did was read 50 shades of Grey. So… here’s my quasi review.

1) It was actually better than I thought it was gonna be. The story in itself was realatively interesting. And although it was quite edward and bella-y it was still entertaining.

2) The quality of writing was not the best. Mostly it was the inner thoughts of Anastasia Steele that bothered me (that and her name actually being “Anastasia Steele”). She refers to her inner goddess incessently, which seems totally uneccesary. Also she only ever thinks “Holy cow” or “Oh my” which are not things that normal humans think when they are surprised or aroused. Like he says “i’d like to bight your lip” and she thinks “oh my”? Wha-?

3) So the Jacob character in this is named Jose Rodriguez. So clearly by his name you can tell he is of spanish decent. But in case you think it was a freak naming accident, the author will helpfully remind you by having him say “dios mio” approximetly every 4.5 seconds. Literally, he doesn’t even have to be surprised and he just starts swearing to Jesus (hey-seus) and the Virgin Mary (Vir-hen Maria.)

4) The sex scenes are like… Graphic. I was expecting full on whipping and shit so it’s definetly not that bad, but it’s just like very detailed. And she orgasims every 2 seconds. Virgins don’t really do that, just saying. Also he can say “come now” and she just will. I guess Ana’s just really great at following directions.

5) This sentence: “I don’t make love. I fuck… hard.”

6) They fall in love mad quick… Like three weeks.

So heres my reveiw. Feel free to ask more questions.

I think I might read book two………

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